sábado, 26 de dezembro de 2009

[Game] Garden Gnome Carnage



It's Christmas! Okay, if you never heard about GGC, you could think on it as a delightful mix of... actually, forget it. I can't remember of any game that is at least similar to "Garden Gnome Carnage". Just give it a try and be amazed by such a piece of randomness and destruction.

Garden Gnome Carnage
★★★★ 4/5


You're a gnome with a thirst for elf blood. Not really, but it could also be the actual plot and absolutely nothing would change. Your main character is a garden gnome, tied up to the chimney of a building with an elastic rope or something. It's Christmas and you hate Christmas. Santa sent an army of elves, ready to deliver this building's children a gift or two, and they are willing to give their lives on this mission. In fact, they are prepared for resistance: flying sleds, explosive bricks (?!) and an enough number of elves to take Isengard into madness.


You control the building. Moving it left and right you'll help the garden gnome hitting the nonstop elves that are trying to reach the chimney. You can also command the gnome to take bricks from the building and throw them on the enemies. The bricks explodes. Combos are made. You can control the wind for even more combos. Fun, fun, fun!
Doing enough combos, someone appears on the screen and yells "Whoopee". Do this a lot and eventually a bonus will appear. I won't describe the bonus because you'll have to see it WITH YOUR OWN EYES. Otherwise you won't believe me.

The game art isn't a big deal. It's just fine, but it could be better. Still, its simplicity helps on the gameplay. You'll see, there are moments that the screen will be filled with flying sleds and elves thrown to the air. Crazy, crazy stuff, really. And nothing better on the Christmas day than a bloodbath with holidays themes on the background. Really, it's a lot of joy.

Enough talk. Download the game. It's very worth. Still not convinced? Okay... you can see it for yourself:


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